neathdote:

shortielittle:

tradingwishesforgoals:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

(via joetheklepto)


kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

image

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troyesivan:

lapra:

internetexplorers:

How to do The Sex:

  • hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her

Is that not how it works

(via too-stoned-to-remember)


doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

(via imonlyhalf-joking)


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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

(via purrrl)


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awwww-cute:

This is how she likes to let me know I left the top open

awwww-cute:

This is how she likes to let me know I left the top open

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tvvink:

​THIS FAMILY CANNOT BE REAL

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flying-blades:

downfalling:

Niggas evolved from tweeting their links to this 

gotta admire the hustle tho

flying-blades:

downfalling:

Niggas evolved from tweeting their links to this 

gotta admire the hustle tho

(via laughingstation)